Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
So many bounce houses so little time
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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