Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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