So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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