For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
A bitchslap is in order.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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