she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
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Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
how drunk are you?
Several
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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