A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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