Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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