Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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