Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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