Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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