unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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