Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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