She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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