WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
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I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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