There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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