Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I look better un-naked...
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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