How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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