I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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