id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
should my penis look like a turkey
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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