Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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