All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Im part way to drunk.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Randomize
