I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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