and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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