Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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