I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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