Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??