Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(571): View more from Virginia

i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame

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(563): View more from Iowa

i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...

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(205): View more from Alabama

Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs

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(813): View more from Florida

So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.

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(614): View more from Ohio

It's never too late to be topless.

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(626): View more from California

You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin

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(614): View more from Ohio

Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.

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(703): View more from Virginia

why the hell did we go to a rave last night?

(571): View more from Virginia

we didn't?

(703): View more from Virginia

definitely went to a bar with strobe lights

(571): View more from Virginia

JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.

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