you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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