We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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