you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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