I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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