How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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