Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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