So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I didn't notice because vodka
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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