He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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