I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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