Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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