what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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