Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
birth control should be required to get into college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Are my feet made of real feet?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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