youre lurking in front of me
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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