You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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