The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
