id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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