i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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