OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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