I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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