Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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