he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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