i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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