Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
These tits shall not be calmed
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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