Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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