Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i would punch a child for taco bell
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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