Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Randomize
