Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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